Continued from Part 1.
But for those of us who aren’t Nazis, we got to lib out like it was October 2024 again.
“The girls are fighting, aren't they?” pic.twitter.com/JwxbuHhkMK
— George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway3d) June 6, 2025
Assuming everyone gets 1 token to lib out today, I’d like to cash mine out here https://t.co/sOTSm4ODvf
— clintoris (@clintoris) June 6, 2025
LET ME HOST THE REUNION! 🇺🇸
— Andy Cohen (@Andy) June 5, 2025
Happy Pride!
this tweet is infinitely gayer than anything you’ll see at a Pride parade over the next few weeks. straight up radioactive homoeroticism. illegal in the state of Florida. https://t.co/YrwivP2NOm
— Peter Twinklage (@PeterTwinklage) June 5, 2025
Once more:
— Jesse Singal (@jessesingal) June 6, 2025
Happy Pride https://t.co/6c0wNKAU4g
today pic.twitter.com/UPMtmfQdtJ
— follow @bencollins on bluesky (@oneunderscore__) June 5, 2025
— one dozen rats at a keyboard (@PanasonicDX4500) June 5, 2025
Karoline Leavitt practicing saying “boys will be boys” with a convincing chuckle in front of her mirror for 3 hours tonight
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) June 5, 2025
This kind of shit is how you KNOW the government isn’t hiding aliens from us
— gianmarco (@GianmarcoSoresi) June 5, 2025
Elon in a week: https://t.co/4C7snkSp9a pic.twitter.com/EOV6HHrKBR
— Dan Toomey (@dhtoomey) June 5, 2025
Today is like 9/11 for guys who call women "females"
— Kristin Chirico (@KristinChirico) June 5, 2025
this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes
— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) June 5, 2025
Never been a better time to post this: pic.twitter.com/DbEQTOoGF7
— Zack James (@Zack_James94) June 5, 2025
The NBA Finals tonight should have a split screen with Elon and Trump’s ongoing posts like they did with the O.J. chase.
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) June 5, 2025
me refreshing pic.twitter.com/Jl9apzDzNG
— rat king 🐀 (@MikeIsaac) June 5, 2025
how it feels trying not to miss a good joke right now pic.twitter.com/9Pfgb1PlCi
— The Ginger Swindler (superbowl champ) (@lilydsmith) June 5, 2025
One thing I’m proud of as an American is that even during our descent into fascism we have some fun days.
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) June 5, 2025
A fun day for everybody. Well, at least, most of us.
Schumer beat her to it https://t.co/pEmIyFOHTB pic.twitter.com/jQRYzmHpWd
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) June 5, 2025
Crackin up imagining Schumer grinning, thinking he’s got a good one before everyone yells at him https://t.co/9rk3jdnFJx
— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) June 5, 2025
This one goes out to my fellow true sickos who’ve stuck it out on X, the everything app, this entire time.
This app has fucked up my psyche in ways I’ll never even know but goddamn I’m having the time of my life rn
— gianmarco (@GianmarcoSoresi) June 5, 2025
I don't think it's fair to see all the bluesky refugees showing back up just to get in on the fun. Oh sure so NOW you love toxic slop. I don't think so unless you're gonna eat it every day like the rest of us
— Dennis M. Hogan (@dennismhogan) June 5, 2025
they’re on bluesky arguing whether it’s sexist to make “the girls are fighting” jokes
— death angel (@angel_0f_deathx) June 5, 2025
Meanwhile, over on Truth Social:
Truth Social has crashed from the traffic surge and in so doing accidentally created a hauntingly poignant image. pic.twitter.com/ryaZrp9qkL
— Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* (@EsotericCD) June 5, 2025
Before the bodies could even cool, Silicon Valley representative Ro Khanna and king of the hot takes Matthew Yglesias made the political case for Democrats welcoming Elon back to the party. In response, I offer this counterargument: no.
If Biden had a big supporter criticize him, Trump would have hugged him the next day. When we refused to meet with @RobertKennedyJr, Trump embraced him & won. We can be the party of sanctimonious lectures, or the party of FDR that knows how to win & build a progressive majority. https://t.co/mZWhMIWTOJ
— Ro Khanna (@RoKhanna) June 5, 2025
elon musk is directly responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths through doge and i do not think he should be welcomed into the democratic party https://t.co/bKGpgtCSuQ
— vo (@vanillaopinions) June 5, 2025
I would like to remind people that Elon Musk is a monster. His legacy is dead children in the poorest places in the world. pic.twitter.com/XPYWnxs5lj
— Lydia Polgreen (@lpolgreen) June 5, 2025
Elon Musk genuinely thought firing thousands of government workers and killing hundreds of thousands of people by cutting foreign aid was going to make people love him. The moment that didn’t happen, he went down a spiral he’ll never escape from and it’s kind of nice to watch.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) June 5, 2025
It's a little fun https://t.co/Ixfoivs0n2
— River_Tam (@RiverTamYDN) June 5, 2025
I know we're having fun, but imagine how much MORE fun it would be to live in a functioning democracy where two fragile billionaires crashing out didn't impact, say, rural hospital closures.
— Jon Lovett (@jonlovett) June 5, 2025
Either way, I can only hope and assume DOGE’s days, or even hours, are numbered.
mr President trump sir you could really own that traitor Elon by fully restoring USAID Mr President sir
— Armand Domalewski (@ArmandDoma) June 5, 2025
the DOGE kids don't work for Trump, they work for Elon. they're not even real government employees, they're on loan from his companies, and their boss apparently wants to expose Trump at all costs. would be insane to not eliminate the entire "agency" tonight
— Will Stancil (@whstancil) June 5, 2025
Big Balls from DOGE when both Elon and Trump are calling him at the same time and he's unsure who he should send to voicemail: pic.twitter.com/wGhUKVjQuu
— Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke) June 5, 2025
That’s all for now. I’ll see you when his ketamine kicks in again.
top 5 days in twitter history:
— Peter Twinklage (@PeterTwinklage) June 5, 2025
1. Musk declares war on Trump
2. Trump got COVID
3. we learned Luigi Mangione is hot
4. the billionaire sub went missing
5. Legit question for rural Americans – How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small…
this is shaping up to be the best day on Twitter since he got Covid, and in the long term, will probably be the second best day on Twitter of all time
— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) June 5, 2025
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