Cameron Scherer
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He Gave His Best to Us
The DNC kicked off last night, and all of the nation’s most dogged political reporters made their way to Chicago. And by best political reporters, I mean: And, because this is TOTI: Monday night’s speaker slate was chock-full of Democrats’… Continue reading
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White Guy Tacos
The Kamala Harris campaign released a “get to know Tim Walz” video in the form of a sit down interview between them, and the content is pretty much exactly what you would expect from these two (complementary). We’ve reached Peak… Continue reading
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Bumpin’ That
For the first time in almost a year – and only the second time since he was originally banned from the platform in January 2021 – @realDonaldTrump is back on Twitter. His return to Twitter/X coincided with a Space he… Continue reading
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Au Revoir
In the men’s basketball gold medal game yesterday, Team USA squared up against France, led by 20-year-old, 7’4″ Victor Wembanyama. Though France put up a good showing, the US won its fifth straight gold, beating out France 98-87. The team… Continue reading
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A lot of great things happen, too.
We’re nearing the end of the 2024 Summer Olympics and I have to contemplate the prospect a dull, meaningless existence without Gold Zone every morning. One of the main stories of this week is the US absolutely bodying* the various… Continue reading
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Midwestern Princess
In the few days since VP Kamala Harris announced Tim Walz as her running mate, the two have been busy making their way throughout the midwest, introducing themselves to the critical swing states that everybody will be watching in the… Continue reading
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The Vibes Election
She picked Walz! Given how omnipresent Tim Walz, governor of Minnesota, has been in the albeit brief Kamala Harris campaign, you’d be forgiven for forgetting he’s a relatively new name for the majority of Democrats outside of the Midwest. So… Continue reading
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Hang It in the Louvre
Today’s Olympics main character is another pole vaulter, Mondo Duplantis, from Louisiana but representing Sweden. But, truth be told, he’s more just the cutie gold medal winner of the day. Tomato tomahto. Today was the last day of gymnastics. ☹️… Continue reading
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Gold Rush Weekend
Every day at the Olympics we bear witness to incredible athletic feats, and come to be intimately, however briefly, familiar with the gold medal winners, the stars who will be interviewed on national TV and come home to a hero’s… Continue reading
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Hot Girl Summer Olympics
One thing seems clear to me and it’s that this first week of the Olympics belongs to the girlies. Simone Biles took gold in the Women’s All-Around Final because duh. Brazil’s Rebecca Andrade took silver, with USA’s Suni Lee (Tokyo… Continue reading









