A Pile of Garbage (Part 2)

Continued from Part 1.

If you live in New York City or have been any time in the past month, you undoubtedly saw the signs for the Timothée Chalamet lookalike contest posted on telephone poles across the city.

A Timothee Chalamet look-alike contest will be taking place in NYC today.

The cash prize is $50. pic.twitter.com/rozS4vFyfu
— Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) October 27, 2024

timothée has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever rn https://t.co/J1vrKq9bVk
— َ (@chlmtslut) October 27, 2024

And you know what?

This sentence https://t.co/9wXxae1DfX
— HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty (@keyon) October 27, 2024

Why is he lowkey losing https://t.co/DVwbm7wePo
— emma CLOSED (@ANDFADlNG) October 27, 2024

the moment his look alike realized the actual timothee showed up is one for the books pic.twitter.com/fma1nRbavb
— industry s3 awards campaign manager 🍉 (@itweetabttv) October 27, 2024

him arriving in a mask i know his dramatic ass wanted a big reveal he’s so funny pic.twitter.com/IgDjHiT4CI
— lo (@timchals) October 27, 2024

Pretty funny how he walks through the crowd like Paul Atreides at the end of Dune: Part Two. Man really is the Muad'Dib https://t.co/LrsJ76QUU1
— Giovanni Lago (@TheGiovanniLago) October 27, 2024

he better than me i woulda got high up and started doing the paul atreides speech https://t.co/XcdBRRGMmC
— scaremy (@then0wnow) October 27, 2024

oh so now it's illegal to be a twink https://t.co/SZnC1OOGpU
— please be nice to patrick (@ruff_bluffs) October 27, 2024

Oh, I know #she is pissed she didn’t show up to this. https://t.co/oI6v3ZKBav
— Maicol 📺 (@michaelcollado) October 27, 2024

The #she in question is one @ClubChalamet, a Timothée Chalamet fan account that sits in the pantheon of fan accounts. To quote pop culture commentator Hunter Harris, “her mind works in astonishing ways.”

the fact is that she doesn’t know him at all https://t.co/jBwB9yNlK8 pic.twitter.com/wB8fW2SGDf
— sarah hagi (@KindaHagi) October 27, 2024

"I'm not part of his management team" is taking me down. Also her comment about security. Sister his security definitely has pictures of *you*. You are who they are looking out for https://t.co/MhhhYqRpf4
— Bolu Babalola is genuinely on leave 🍯&🌶 (@BeeBabs) October 28, 2024

I know many of you think you caught me in a 'Gotcha' moment from this tweet below, after Timmy made a cool surprise appearance at the lookalike contest yesterday. It's not that deep folks. I'm thrilled he was there because it benefitted a charity fundraiser that was started by… https://t.co/MgKeuvBOMX
— Club Chalamet 💫 (@ClubChalamet) October 28, 2024

Crisis PR firms could take tips from Club Chalamet's ability to spin https://t.co/UJnSJiz0xM
— Heidi N. Moore (@moorehn) October 28, 2024

i love nyc i was hungover beyond belief and watched the nypd arrest 2 or 3 fake timothee chalamets this afternoon. perfect sunday.
— bailey moon (@Baileymoon15) October 27, 2024

me: timothée chalamet showed up to his own lookalike competion and didn’t even win and also one of the timothée’s got arrested

normal person: nice day outside today
— claire rowden (@clx1re) October 27, 2024

Halloween weekend… the night where every Internet-addled adult competes for the most niche costume that leads everybody at the party to say,”…yeah I don’t really know memes but I guess that’s funny.” Don’t worry, I’ll walk you through these.

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re the tennis ball POV from Challengers pic.twitter.com/e6q67WAl86
— Karl Delossantos (@karl_delo) October 26, 2024

YouTube

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re the Olympic pole vaulter that bumped the pole with his bulge. pic.twitter.com/y0kR60m7oa
— Thulane “Toolz” Hadebe (@YesItsMeToolz) October 27, 2024

You all remember this guy.

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean it’s always 2 dumb bitches pic.twitter.com/QSyXSRG3dt
— fully award winned movie (@poxparty) October 27, 2024

Exactlyyyy

I hate gay Halloween… what do you mean you’re the bottle of Cécred that Beyoncé dressed up and shared to her socials? pic.twitter.com/jHhmmyoAQC
— David Leith Fraser (@dvdleithfraser) October 26, 2024

There’s no place on the Internet less serious than Beyoncé’s Instagram stories

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you're that 2016 tweet of the person who went to a halloween party as the babadook but it was more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe pic.twitter.com/Vo5ziRhex3
— morgan sung (@morgan_sung) October 27, 2024

A top 10 tweet of all time

i hate gay halloween parties wdym you’re the toy story hooker pic.twitter.com/vD7Dbwpobj
— tito boy (@legdayinspo) October 26, 2024

I love gay Halloween, it’s very funny to show up as a corn cob (no deeper meaning) and have a bunch of very online people try to figure out what corn-related event or post they missed pic.twitter.com/bKmJqHZ8up
— Melanie B (@m_k_blurr) October 27, 2024

They could never make me hate you gay Halloween pic.twitter.com/72diN44Miw
— Conor (@conorriley) October 27, 2024

What do you mean you’re the Andrew Garfield episode of Chicken Shop Date… pic.twitter.com/8a679eFUeV
— Jeff Topolski (@JeffTopolski) October 27, 2024

Me and who

yes! ha ha ha… yes!! pic.twitter.com/o0FSpzQqI8
— 𝕁, Demander of Autumn Weather 🍂 (@0xKruzr) October 27, 2024

YES!

She's so crazzzzzzzy! Love her!!! pic.twitter.com/WORSRRatNw
— the hilarious ross matthews (@lovelysewer) October 27, 2024

✌️✌️

i hate gay halloween because i am homophobic. the costumes are actually the ok part
— Charlie James (@malecowgirl) October 26, 2024

New imposter syndrome antidote just dropped.

This is why we need to fund the arts. https://t.co/9qsNrTzeIX
— Adam Laskaris (@adam_la2karis) October 27, 2024

DWade just taking it all in at his statue unveiling… pic.twitter.com/XnyahQzIld
— NBA (@NBA) October 27, 2024

This might be the greatest reaction video of all time. I guarantee this is gonna go triple platinum lol https://t.co/Zchh5dqtbS
— Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 (@Kazeem) October 28, 2024

Dwayne Wade on his statue:

“WHO’S THAT GUY.” 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/NGL7ZN2NYX
— NBACentel (@TheNBACentel) October 27, 2024

something I've learned on here over the years is that humanity has fully lost the ability to make non-hilarious statues. abandoned knowledge, like spoken latin or the contents of the library of alexandria https://t.co/oVKULWuRY1
— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) October 27, 2024

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